If you’ll ever go to a really boring trip with your even more boring parents there’re some facts you should be aware of:
1: The pilot will always choose to speak in the phones when your favorite song is playing.
2: He will not stop talking till there is some crap song playing.
3: Your MP3 is not allowed to be on in the plane because it happens to be your cellphone.
4: Your father will ALWAYS annoy you.
5: He will not be happy until a random guy thinks you’ll be marring him.
6: It sounds really weird, but Coca-cola does help in stomachaches.
7: The effect is only temporary.
8: You’ll be going to the hospital if you’re still alive.
9: Scream if you see a bubble in your IV’s (intravenous) tube.
10: Acknowledge – later on – that is not lethal through the catheter you’re using.
Resuming: you must not do anything being a bleached-blond girl or they will be calling you “Marilyn”.
Ps: did anyone notice that the original idea of this “blog” was totally carried away?
Now I’m off,
~Vanny
